Hey there big stuff! So good to finally have you right here, just like always...

Always watching

Always hoping

Always waiting...

Always

Silly little beta male!

I'm going to give you a chance to make me smile. To do something with your miserable existence that might actually impress a real woman!

It's not going to be fun for you. Why would it be? In fact it's going to be downright degrading! You're going to feel like such a used whore! But that's what you get when you're nothing but a pathetic beta!